"Oh, Darn, I've Missed!" joke
A man and a vicar were playing golf one day, and the man was not having a good game.
"Oh, darn, I've missed!" he said at the first green, missing an easy putt. "Oh, darn, I've missed again!" he said at the second green as he missed another easy putt.
And so it went on - every time he played a bad shot, he would say "Oh, darn, I've missed!"
The vicar put up with this for half the round, but then felt he owed it to the dignity of his calling to remonstrate with the man.
"You really must not keep using such dreadful language," said the vicar "or the lord may well strike you down!"
Just as the words were out of his mouth, there came a jagged flash of lightning - and in a split-second, the vicar was burnt to a crisp! Above the rolling thunder-clouds, a deep voice said "Oh, darn, I've missed...!"
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