Dating Jokes / Recent Jokes

Lily just couldn't imagine why she was so popular. "Is it my lovely hair?" she asked a friend. "No."
"Is it my cute figure?" "No."
"My personality?" "No."
"Then I give up." "That's it!"

All he had asked for was a little good-night kiss, but she haughtily rebuffed him with, "I don't do that sort of thing on my first date." "Well," he replied with sarcasm, "how about on your last?"

The sweetest words any young man can hear from his steady girl are these: "There's really nothing to worry about-I kid you not."

The Jag zoomed along, with the native Californian sitting behind the wheel describing to his visiting chum the blind date they were on their way to meet. "She's young, she's rich and her face is a picture," said the driver.
Before the evening had grown very old, the visitor found that the young lady was indeed young, had very glowing financial prospects. .. but her looks were incredibly bad. The next morning, he challenged his friend, "I thought you said my date's face was a picture!"
His host yawned and replied, "Can I help it if you don't dig Picasso?"

The pretty young thing came slamming into her apartment after a blind date and announced to her roommate, "Boy, what a character! I had to slap his face three times this evening!"
The roommate inquired eagerly, "What did he do?!" "Nothing," muttered the girl. "I slapped him to see if he was awake!"

What," the girl quizzed her date, "is hot-blooded, passionate and hums?" The young man thought a bit, then said, "I don't know." She smiled and replied, "Hmmmmm.. . . "

I nearly fainted when the fellow I was out with last night asked me to pet," exclaimed the sweet young thing to her date.
"Really?" said the date. "Then you're gonna die when you hear what / have in mind."