Dating Jokes / Recent Jokes

One of the most expensive things in the world can be a gal who is free for the evening.

The disgruntled miss was complaining bitterly to her roommate about last night's blind date. "Not only did the nogoodnik lie to me about the size of his yacht," she said, "but he made me do the rowing."

As the young couple parked in a crowded lovers' lane, she sighed romantically: "It's lovely out here tonight-just listen to the crickets." "Those aren't crickets," her date replied. "They're zippers."

Not that I believe in reincarnation," said the young man to his hyperprudish date, "but what were you before you died?"

As their car stopped on the shoulder of a secluded road, the young man asked his date: "If I try to make love to you, will you yell for help?"
Cooed his date: "Only if you really need it."

The lad was parked in a secluded lovers' lane with the sexy high school cheerleader. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "It's so dark I can't see my hand in front of my face."
"I happen to know," the girl sighed, "that neither of your hands is in front of your face."

My girlfriend asked me what color bra she should buy. I said it didn't matter. Breasts go with everthing.