Dating Jokes / Recent Jokes
Latest comment from the pundits regarding the population explosion: If the birth rate keeps increasing, there will soon be standing room only on the earth, at which time the birth rate should stop increasing pretty quickly.
Did you follow my advice kissing your girl when she least expects it?" asked the sophisticated college senior of his younger fraternity brother.
"Oh, hell," said the fellow with the swollen eye, "I thought you said where."
Having repaired to what they thought was an isolated spot in the cemetery, the couple was proceeding to make love when a cop surprised them. "Didn't you see the sign at the entrance?" he railed. "NO
ADMITTANCE AFTER DARK. "
"No," explained the young man, "we came in the other way, past the one that reads get lots while you're young."
It's no fun to kiss a girl over the phone unless you happen to be in the same booth with her.
A medical journal reports that the most foolproof birth-control pill developed to date is an aspirin tablet-held firmly between the knees.
Some girls think it's fun to fight against being kissed, while others prefer to just take it lying down.
One of the members of the smart cabana club asked the lifeguard how he might teach a young lady of his acquaintance to swim.
"It takes considerable time and technique," the lifeguard said. "First you must take her into the water. Then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it slowly. .."
"This certainly will be helpful," said the member, "and I know my sister will appreciate it."
"Your sister?" said the lifeguard. "In that case, just push her off the end of the pier."