Deep Thoughts Jokes / Recent Jokes

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world."

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous."

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can`t live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked."

Remember half the people you know are below average.