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Programmers Sayings...
''BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.'' - Anon.
''I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.'' - Anon.
''If you're masochistic enough to program in ADA, we're not going to stop you.'' - Matt Welsh
''Don't get suckered in by the comments... they can terribly be misleading.'' - Dave Storer
''If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas.'' - Harold Abelson
''Optimization hinders evolution.'' - Anon.
''Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.'' - Henry Spencer
''The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.'' - more...