Desert Jokes / Recent Jokes

These two Austrians were walking through a wide African desert (do not ask me how they got there - I do not know).
After a while one of them says: "Why are we walking through this desert just for this senseless joke. Let us build a bridge!"
The other one agrees and they do so (what else?).
When later arriving at the airport the second one says: "We idiots! Why did we build a bridge in a desert where there is no water just for the sake of this joke."
"Hey, you are right", the other one said, "let us go back and remove it again."
On approaching their monument the first one says: "Oh, just forget it. We cannot remove this bridge."
"Hey, why?", asked the other guy.
"Look up, there are two Swiss standing on our bridge trying to catch a fish!"

A dude was travelling in the desert when he realised he had got
lost and figured he might as well have sex with something since
he was going to die sooner or later.
So he decides to screw the camel. He sits the camel 10 metres from
him and he runs and jumps with his member fully erect. But lo and
behold the camel moves a metre and the guy falls in the hot sand
and burns his member. Unmoved by this unfortunate incident he tries
again and the result. .. the same.
He then prays to god "Please got help me, I am dying and I need to
have sex! !!". So suddenly out of the sky falls a beautiful
blone girl. She had the best body the guy had ever seen. "Thank You
God, Thank You " he says
The guy then looks at the girl and says "OK now that you are here
HOLD THE CAMEL! !!!!!!"

Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they came back but without the camel. The man who had rented them the camel was very upset and screamed, "Where is my camel?" They replied, "Well, we were riding along when we kept hearing people say,' Look at the two assholes on that camel!' So finally we got off to take a look and the damn camel ran away!"

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to more...

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear."
The Lion says:"If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afriad of me"
The Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet
shits itself

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge.The woman stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?"The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.The captain drops his pants and says, "Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that son of a bitch!"

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The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa
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Heathrow Airport is located in London
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The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude
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The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega
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The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois
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The US state Utah is also known as the Beehive state
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The Kalahari desert is located in Africa
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The Pentagonian desert is located in Argentina
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The person known as the father of aeronautics is Sir George Cayley
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The most densely populated Island in the world is Honshu
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The two nations Haiti and the Dominion Republic together form the Island of Hispaniola
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The largest auto producer in the USA is General Motors
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The largest auto producing nation is Japan
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The famous General Motors company was founded by William Durant
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The country that brings out the FIAT is Italy
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The first actor to more...