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some kid goes to court in detroit and the judge says who do you want to live with your mom the kid says no she beats me your dad no he beats me to somebody in the croud yells why dont we give him to the lions they dont beat anybody

This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster.
He didn't specify whether he meant the Lion's or the city itself.

Veteran pitcher Brandon Lyon has agreed to a $4.25 million, one-year contract with the Detroit Tigers. Maybe a Detroit Lyon will finally win a game.

The plan would bail out GM, Ford, Chrysler, and the Lions.

New Detroit running back Rudi Johnson claims former Detroit running back Tatum Bell stole two of his bags. Johnson fits right in with the Lions - he's already experienced a loss.

"Free agent center'Big' Ben Wallace is leaving the Detroit Pistons to sign with the Chicago Bulls," a person within the NBA said Monday. Ben is leaving because of his disappointment in the Pistons’ offer, the high crime rate in Detroit, and the lack of "good corn-rollists" in the motor city.

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team for' 99. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window a good 200 yards away - ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers over 100 yards away - ka-blooey! Then a car passes, going around 90 miles per hour - bulls-eye! Right into it.
"I've got to get this guy", Ross said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of more...