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Boys are like diapers....
Always on my ass and full of shit.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Why are politicians like diapers? Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."