Diapers Jokes / Recent Jokes

Suzie's mother sent her to the store to buy diapers for the new baby. "That'll be eight dollars for the diapers," said the clerk, "and thirty cents for the tax."

"Oh, we don't use tacks," said Suzie. "When my mother changes the baby, she just fastens them with pins."

Why are men like diapers?
They are always on my ass and full of shit - thank goodness they're
disposable!

Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.

"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

After they'd brought their first baby home from the hospital, a young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers. He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason.

David Eichelberger, former police chief of Morningside, MD was sentenced to 60 days in jail for stealing and then selling a police 9mm Glock pistol. He told the judge that he sold the gun so he could afford diapers for his children. Easy to see that the diapers weren't the only thing full of crap.