Diapers Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

A lady goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains. The doctor gives her a thorough examination and delivers his diagnosis. "Well, in just a few months time you will be busy changing nappies (diapers)! "

The lady is delighted "You mean I really am pregnant doctor? " she asks "No - you've got cancer of the bowel"

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!