Dinnertime Jokes / Recent Jokes
A little girl named Mary is called Virgin Mary by her mother. This is a skit.
Virgin Mary: Mom, can I go play over Jonny's house?
Mother: Sure honey, but be back before dinnertime. ( Mary Leaves )
Dinnertime Rolls Around, and Mary
Calls her mother from Jonny's house.
Virgin Mary: (on the phone) Mom, Hey. It's Virgin Mary. Can I eat at Jonny's
house?
Mother: Sure honey, but be back before bedtime.
Bedtime Rolls around and mary calls her mom.
Virgin Mary: Mom, It's Virgin Mary.Can I sleep over at Jonnys house?
Mother: Sure honey, but be back before breakfast.
Virgin Mary sleeps over, and breakfast rolls around.
Mary calls her mother from Jonny's house.
Virgin Mary: Hi mom, It's Mary. Can I eat breakfast at Jonny's house????????