Dislike Jokes

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.”

Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.