Sows Jokes

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    Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.

    What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

    (Brad, granted this is old, but I hadn't heard it in a while and smirked at it:)
    A farmer decides that his 3 sows should be bred, and contacts his buddy
    down the road, who owns 3 male pigs. They agree on a stud fee, and the
    farmer puts the sows in his pickup and brings them down the road to the
    males. He leaves them all day, and when he picks them up that night, asks
    the man how he can tell if it 'took' or not. The breeder replies that
    if, the next morning, the sows were grazing on grass, they were pregnant,
    but if they were rolling in the mud as usual, they probably weren't...
    Comes the morn, the sows are rolling in the mud as usual, so the farmer
    puts them in the truck and brings them back for a second full day of
    frolic. This continues for a week, since each morning the sows are
    rolling in the mud.
    About the sixth day, the farmer wakes up and tells his wife, "I don't
    have the heart to look again. This is getting more...

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