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There was 1 blonde heading towards Disney Land they saw the sign Disney land Left so the blondes heaed home!

Once there was this blonde family. In the family there was a mom a dad, a brother, and a sister. They were sitting at the breakfast table thinking of where the toast went. The Sister said the last time i saw the bread. was when i put the slices in the toaster then i pulled this lever then they dissapered. So the keep on looking and lookg when all of a sudden the mail man comes and says congradulations you guys have won free tickets to Disney Land. Te family yells and screams in exitment. The next day the familly get into the car and start driving an hour later they saw a sign it read DISNEY LAND LEFT. so they blonde family looked at eachother turned around and went home..

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2 blondes were driving to Disney World when they see a sign on the highway that said:
Disney World
LeftThen they both said, "Oh well, I guess we'll have to go back home."

2 blondes where driving to disney land, till they came to the fork of the road. The sign said "disney land left" so they went home

2 blondes where on there way to Disney land when they saw a sign sayiny Disney left(as in turn left)So they went home.

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