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My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

In an effort to halt thespread of the swine flu, Walt Disney World has installed dozens of handsanitizer dispensers throughout the park, hotel lobbies and charactermeet-and-greet areas. As an addedprecaution, the Disney Mafia had Sneezy wacked.

Remember Vanessa Hudgens' nude photo scandal? Back in September Disney had to fire her from High School Musical over those pics. In her place they hired Adrienne Bailon who, I'm sure, assured them nothing crazy like that would happen with her. Well, apparently she left her laptop in the airport, and guess what was on it? Yup! Nude pics.
First let me say that the girls that were into theater at my High School were nothing like this.
Second, this whole nude-pic-leaking-on-the-internet thing that seems to keep happening really bothers me. Is there no safe place to keep your nudies? You could lock them up in a drawer I guess... but what good is that... you gonna tell a girl in the club that she has to wait till she gets to your place to see your nudy pics!? I mean that's ridiculous in this day and age. I live in freaking New Jersey, and if I meet a girl in an NYC club, the only way I'm getting her to come to Jersey is to show the goods up front.

Theres a Blonde driving to disney land, she gets to a fork in the road, theres a sign it says, Taco Bell right, and Disney Land left, so the Blonde went back home because the sign said Disney Left.
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she thought that disney land left (went away)

Two blondes got in their car and went to Disney World. They came to a four-way intersection. The sign said DISNEY WORLD LEFT. So the blondes turned around and went home.

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.