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One day, a teen went to the docter, and said: "DOCTOR! Whenever I go to the bathroom, nickels come out!" The docter replies, "Drink lots of water, and keep your feet elevated." The next week, the teen comes back and says that dimes come out. The doctor says the same thing. Next week, he says that quarters are coming. Then half dollars. The doctor finally replies, "You're at the time where you go through change."
1.Who does a vampire love?
the girl necks-door!
2.Docter, Docter I keep thinking im a bridge what on earth has come over you? 3 Trucks 5 vans and 18 cars!
3.Docter, Docter how do I stop my nose from running? Stick your foot out an trip it up!
a red head walks in to the docters office and says to the docter every were i touch on my body it hurts then the docter asks the her are u blond because im pritty sure your finger is broken
Ben and Bill are lumberjacks. One fateful day, Ben accidently chopped off his arm. So Bill put the arm in a plastic bag. He took it to the hospital and says that it will take 6 hours to repair it. So Bill left for six hours and came back. The doctor said he finished up early and that Ben is at the bar. So Bill went to the bar and found Ben throwing darts with the reattached arm. A few weeks later Ben had nasty accident and chopped off his leg. So Bill put it in a plastic bag and took it to the hospital and the docter said it would take 8 hours to fix. So Bill waited 8 hours and then came to the hospital, and the doctor said the he finished up early and is at the soccer field. So Bill went to the soccer field to find Ben playing a grand game of soccer. The next month Ben had a deadly accident and chopped off his head, so Bill put it in a plastic bag and took it to the hospital. The doctor said the surgery would be pretty hard and he should wait 12 hours. Bill came back to the hospital more...
A blonde walked in to the docters office with two red ears, the docter asked what happend, the blonde said i was ironing and the phone rang and i picked up the iron be mistake, the docter said ok and what happend to the other ear?
they called back.
a blonde whent to the docters and the docter said why are your ears red and the blonde said i was ironing my shirt and the phone rang and i accidently picked up the iron so the docter said why is your other ear red and the blonde said the sonofabitch called back