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Docter Docter theres two of my and the other one is my girlfreind
Break it up

One day this kid's father told his son to get six pills. On the
way there he said "six pills six pills six pills sex pills".
So he gets to the place where he is spoused to get them,
he says "I would like sex pills". The doctor says "who are they
for" "they are for my dad". So the docter gives him the pills
and tells them to take one every six hours. On the way back he
says "one every six one every six one every six six every one".
He gets back and tells his dad to take one every six hours.
a couple days later the kid comes bake for refills, the docter
says "hows youor dad doing". The kid says "well my mom's dead my
sister's pregnant my buts sore and my dads lookin for the cat.

your mama is ssssooooo ugly that the docter slaped your grandmother for having her

Anisha: Thank You Docter. My Fever Is Gone.
Docter: Dont Thank Me. Thank God
Anisha: Then i'll Pay The Fees To God.

Patient- Docter Docter I Am Going To Die In 60 Seconds!!!
Docter- 1 Minute Please!!!

Docter: Nurse Did You Boil The Instruments?
Nurse: Docter I Roasted It For A Change.

Father: Docter, My Son Has Swallowed A 10 Paise Coin. Please Do Something Quickly.
Docter: Do Not Worry Sir. Now A Days 10 Paise Coin Has No Value.