Dodi Jokes

Dodi Fayed had an Arab title, the Do Wah. he was suprisingly short, only five feet two inches. he was also poorly educated. There are plans to rename London's Millennium dome after the recent tragic events. It will become the Do Wah Diddy Dum Dodi & Di Dome!

Joke #1
Q - Did you hear that Princess Diana was on the radio,.... and the dashboard,... and the steering wheel,....
Joke #2
Q - What did Princess Diana say to Dodi Faijed when he presented her with a multi-thousand dollar ring in the Mercades?
A - "Dodi,... I think that we're moving too fast,..."
Joke #3
Q - How is Princess Diana different from Tiger Woods?
A - Tiger Woods knows how to pick a driver.

I've been thinking...... What was the hole point in Diana
Getting devorce and joing Dodi. Isn't it all about SEX?
Charles six inches wasn't storng enough to stuff Diana's
and she wanted one from an Egyptian.
Well, my BIG Questions are........
DID DODI DO DIANA BEFORE HE DIE? ?????????
OR
DODI DIED BEFORE HE DO DIANA? ????????????
WHAT A Queen.....

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible." Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver." Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?" "No, I'm Mother Theresa.

What was the last thing Di said to Dodi? Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?