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Joke #1
Q - Did you hear that Princess Diana was on the radio,.... and the dashboard,... and the steering wheel,....
Joke #2
Q - What did Princess Diana say to Dodi Faijed when he presented her with a multi-thousand dollar ring in the Mercades?
A - "Dodi,... I think that we're moving too fast,..."
Joke #3
Q - How is Princess Diana different from Tiger Woods?
A - Tiger Woods knows how to pick a driver.

Q - What did Princess Diana say to Dodi Faijed when he presented her with a multi-thousand dollar ring in the Mercades?
A - "Dodi,... I think that we're moving too fast,..."

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible."Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?""No, I'm Mother Theresa.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di, Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What did Diana do in real life?
Nothing.
Why did Diana die?
Who cares?
Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.
We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
Who the f*ck cares?
What was Diana's last dessert dish?
A: Turnover.
Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.
Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover's Pizza"?
It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she's stuck on ribs.
Diana's name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.
What do you give to a princess who has everything?
A: A safety belt and an airbag.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
"Darn, I can't more...

THE BRITISH CONSPIRACY THEORY Just for the sake of argument, hear me out.
I have a theory. Tell me what you think of it:
Diana is alive.
The entire thing was a hoax. The World's Most Photographed Person finally
got them off her back. It took a lot of money and a great deal of
persuasion but Diana and Al-Fayed could easily have supplied both. Check
these facts out:
1. Nobody has seen any images of Diana's corpse.
2. The' eye-witnesses' who claimed to have seen the crash could very well
have been paid to say what they did.
3. The initial' suspects' were the paparazzi. If they were made to seem
responsible for the' accident' then the world would revile them and no-one
would be indecent enough to buy and publish the pictures thus assuring
that no documentary proof of the crash ever gets seen. And even if there
were pictures of Diana in a wrecked Merc they could easily have been
fabricated beforehand, what with more...

First the Dodo died. Then Dodi died. After that Di died followed by Dando. I bet Dido is crapping herself.