Doin Jokes

One day, Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom, only to catch him sitting on the edge of his bed slipping a condom on.
"Whatcha doin', dad?" asked Little Johnny.
In a desperate attempt to hid his condom-covered erection, his father quickly bent over as if to look under the bed.
"Ummmmmm... I thought I saw a mouse run underneath the bed," his father quickly replied.
"Really, dad? Whatcha gonna do, screw it?" Little Johnny asked, grinning slyly.

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover-up his dick and starts looking at the floor. "Oh I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny says, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?"
In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that' s kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat?"
The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind?"
The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing, are you telling me you never think about doin' it?"
The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."
The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin'it?"
The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique circumstan ce, I might consider it."
The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"
The nun, "Well he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried and well, certainly, he coul d have no children."
The cabbie, more...

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.
"What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!"
"I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have made it!"

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