Whatcha Jokes

Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna more...

One day, Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom, only to catch him sitting on the edge of his bed slipping a condom on.
"Whatcha doin', dad?" asked Little Johnny.
In a desperate attempt to hid his condom-covered erection, his father quickly bent over as if to look under the bed.
"Ummmmmm... I thought I saw a mouse run underneath the bed," his father quickly replied.
"Really, dad? Whatcha gonna do, screw it?" Little Johnny asked, grinning slyly.

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin’ home in the winter time
PROMPT: What the mail ain’t in the winter time
WINDOWS: What to shut when it’s cold outside
SCREEN: What to shut when it’s black fly season
BYTE: What them dang flies do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: What’s in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse more...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover-up his dick and starts looking at the floor. "Oh I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny says, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,"Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at thefloor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says. Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"