Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie. ..everything's in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie. ..doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie. ..unrecognizable

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer. ..an excellent Holiday gift idea

Very expensive Barbie Doll
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -
' Barbie goes to the gym'for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes shopping for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes to the beach' for $19. 95...
' Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19. 95. ..
and' Divorced Barbie' for $375. 00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375. 00, when all the others are $19. 95?" Dad asked surprised.
Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie. ..for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like