Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie. ..Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear name tags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building, called a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed, because its alright now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good.
There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
As you go into their park, their is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they sneak out they go to the beach more...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie. ..she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie. .. normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie. ..with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie. ..Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie. ..just a shadow of her former self