Dollar Jokes / Recent Jokes
Send me some gifs
To harden my dick
Maybe topless pix
Of that Star Trek chick.
And while you're sending
I'd quite like to know
That hundred dollar recipe
For great cookie dough.
And send me a dollar
So I'll get rich quick
And a video tape
of last week's "The Tick".
Send me your password
And a Dvorak keyboard.
Send a Pentium Chip
And a Model T Ford.
Please send some webspace
And the secret to life
And a third-world virgin
Mail-order wife
And round trip tickets
to Frisco Bay
And a polo pony
and a bail of hay
And a bail of reefer
And a bucket of booze
And all of Imelda
Marcos's shoes
And a swimming pool
And a great big house
And an autographed photograph
Of Mickey Mouse.
Add me to the list!
And what ever you do,
Just please oh please
Can't you send me a clue?
If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesnt go as far as it used to.
A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling
on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you
spare a dollar?"
The man thinks about the question for a bit and
asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you
going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No", says the bum.
The man then asks the bum, "If I give you a
dollar are you going to use it to gamble?"
"No", says the bum.
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming
home with me so I can show my wife what happens
to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!