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08: 15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08: 30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
08: 45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09: 15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil
10: 00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10: 30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12: 00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12: 45 Catch sight of husband's/boyfriend's ex and notice that she has gained 7 kg
13: 00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.
15: 00 Nap
16: 00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer
16: 15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says that he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
17: 30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in more...- Add a Useful Link
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