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Nike condoms
Just do it.
Toyota condoms
Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms
You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack
Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms
Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
MacIntosh condoms
It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms
The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
Like a rock.
Dial condoms
Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condoms
Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto condoms
Who's next?
Avis condoms
Trying harder than ever.
KFC condoms
Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola condoms
Always a Real Thing.
Lays condoms
Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup condoms
Mm, mm, good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom
If it doesn't get all over the place, more...
Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmakerFlintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.Ford Condoms: The best never rest.Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."Bounty: The more...
If you are planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes. The South has' mater samiches.
The North has coffee houses. The South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services. The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives. The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names. The South has double first names.
The North has Ted Kennedy. The South has Jesse Helms.
The North has an ambulance. The South has an amalance.
The North has Indy car races. The South has stock car races.
The North has Cream of Wheat. The South has grits.
The North has green salads. The South has collard greens.
The North has lobsters. The South has crawdads.
The North has the rust belt. The South has the Bible Belt.
AND
If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a more...
...the new KFC "Double Down" sandwich replaces the traditional bun with 2 original recipe chicken fillets. KFC will also offer the "Double Down" meal, which comes with fries, drink, and a defibrilator.
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce with Nevada plates at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here, see?" the Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing more...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!