"Condoms" joke

Nike condoms
Just do it.
Toyota condoms
Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms
You got the right one, baby.
Pringles condoms
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack
Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms
Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
MacIntosh condoms
It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms
The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
Like a rock.
Dial condoms
Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condoms
Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto condoms
Who's next?
Avis condoms
Trying harder than ever.
KFC condoms
Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola condoms
Always a Real Thing.
Lays condoms
Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup condoms
Mm, mm, good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric condoms
We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom
"Reach out and touch someone."
Bounty condom
The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft condoms
Where do you want to go today?
Energizer condoms
It keeps going and going and going...
M&M condom
"It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
Chevron condoms
Use them? People do.
Taco Bell condoms
Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI condoms
For friends and family.
Double Mint condoms
Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom
One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack
Delta's ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack
Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Levi's Condom
Shrinks to fit. Since 1853.
Benetton condoms
United genitals of Benetton.
Nokia condoms
Connecting people.
Philips condoms
Let's make things better.
Pentium condoms
Intel Inside.