Dracula Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: ''How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?''
Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries.
Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
A: A spoiled bat.
Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: ''You're under a vest!''
Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
A: He had to give it back.
Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Q: Which more...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound.
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as more...
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didnt fancy the stake.
A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They’re having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
“Have a nice bite”!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!