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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
Once A Dracula Went To Heaven. God Gave Dracula A Choise Of Becoming Any Organism On Earth. Dracula Told God That He Wanted
To Become Something That Sucked Blood And Had Wings. Hence God Made Dracula Whisper Wings
What does Dracula say to his victims? Its been nice gnawing you.
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because hes a pain in the neck.
Two nuns from Ireland must traverse through Transylvania by car. They are a bit on edge. Stopped on the side of the road to rest they are startled when suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Turn the wipers on! That will get
rid of the abomination!" Sister Helen switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What now?" "Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy Water before we left, " says Sister Marilyn. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"My goodness, now what shall we do?" worries Sister Helen. "Show him your cross," says Sister Marilyn.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Helen as she rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "Get the fuck off more...
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.