Dracula Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula?A. A vampire that sucks blood from your kneecaps.

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What party game did Jekyll like best?
Hyde and Seek!
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
A dog ate him in the hall!
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
It was a scream!
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
Fancy a bite?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!