Dreaming Jokes

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    I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate
    I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
    just like the ones I used to make
    Where the colors are vivid
    and the chemist is livid
    to see impurities in the snow.
    I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
    with every chemistry test I write
    May your equations be balanced and right
    and may all your reactions be bright.

    I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

    I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
    just like the ones I used to make
    Where the colors are vivid
    and the chemist is livid
    to see impurities in the snow.

    I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
    with every chemistry test I write
    May your equations be balanced and right
    and may all your reactions be bright.

    An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven. I smell your grandmother's strudel." "No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now." "I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a sliver?" the old man begs with what is left of his final breath. One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed. "Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries? "I'm very more...

    Star Trek Carols
    Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of ''Let It Snow'')
    Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
    Unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
    But still we must boldly go-
    Make it so, make it so, make it so!
    William Riker: (to the tune of ''Deck the Halls'')
    Here's a vexing Christmas riddle:
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    Why must I play second fiddle?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    How can I impress Deanna
    (Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
    When I'm number two banana?
    (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
    Wesley Crusher: (to the tune of ''God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'')
    I'm at Starfleet Academy,
    And I'd just like to say
    I miss the opportunity
    To weekly save the day-
    To make things worse, I have to be
    In some dumb Christmas play!
    Yes, I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy,
    Only a boy,
    And the Enterprise was my most favourite toy!
    Data: (to the tune of ''Jingle Bells'')
    Jingle Bells, Jingle more...

    An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
    The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours.
    Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven. I smell your grandmother's strudel." "No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now." "I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a sliver?" the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.
    One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed. "Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively more...

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