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What is the difference between the Dresden bombing

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian? A: Only the first one can make you smile.

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World war II jokes (off. to germans)

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
A: Only the first one can make you smile.
Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini?
A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel
Q: What is the definition of the European Heaven?
A: British humour, French food, German technology.
A: What is the definition of the European Hell?
A: British food, German humour, French technology.
Q: Why are so many Germans born by C-section?
A: Ever try to get a Squarehead through a round hole?

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German Jokes

Q: How does a German eat mussels
A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*. .. AUFMACHEN! !!
Q: What`s the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.
Belgium`s national motto:
Belgium: Gateway to France!
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany`s best comedian?
A: Only the first one can make you smile.
Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake?
A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini?
A: About 25000 if you`ve got a shovel
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