Dribble Jokes / Recent Jokes

There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.
One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old.

The 60 yo, started complaining. He said "I wish I could just piss all at once and not dribble, dribble, dribble all day and night."

The 70 year old then said, "I don't have that problem. I just wish I could take one good dump and not ooze, ooze, oooze all day and night.

The 80 year old started laughing at the other two. He said, "I don't have any of those problems!" "At 7: 00 a. m. I take a good piss, at 9: 00 a. m. I take a good shit.

"My only problem is that... I don't wake up until noon!"

A lady stumbles into a bar.
She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because... because I've got heartburn."
The bartender says, "Look, lady...it's not beertender, it's bartender. It's not a martuni, it's a martini. It's not a dribble, it's a double. That's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, "
You have your left tit in the Ashtray!"

A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because..because I've got heartburn."
The bartender says, "Look, lady...it's not beertender, it's bartender. It's not a martuni, it's a martini. It's not a dribble, it's a double. That's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, "You have your left tit in the Ashtray!"

There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages. One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old. The 60 yo, started complaining. He said "I wish I could just piss all at once and not dribble, dribble, dribble all day and night." The 70 year old then said, "I don't have that problem. I just wish I could take one good dump and not ooze, ooze, oooze all day and night. The 80 year old started laughing at the other two. He said, "I don't have any of those problems!" "At 7: 00 a. m. I take a good piss, at 9: 00 a. m. I take a good shit." My only problem is that... I don't wake up until noon!"

A lady stumbles into a bar.
She says, “Beer tender, give me a dribble martini, and put a pickle in it. ”
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beer tender, give me another dribble martini, and put a pickle in it. ” He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beer tender, give me another dribble martini, and you better put two pickles in it, because… because I’ve got heartburn. ”
The bartender says, “Look, lady…it’s not beer tender, it’s bartender. It’s not a martini, it’s a martini. It’s not a dribble, it’s a double. That’s not a pickle, it’s an onion. And you haven’t got artburn, ”
You have your left tit in the Ashtray! ”