Druggist Jokes / Recent Jokes

Hey, Pal, the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this cigar here!" claimed the Customer."Big Deal!", said the Druggist. "We sell condoms too."

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for' Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to
the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in
its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she
wanted to keep
this from reoccurring she should go to the store and
get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a
month.The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair"
hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going
to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs
don't shave for a
couple of days."The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if
you must know,
I'm! using it on my schnauzer."The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I more...

Billy Joe goes to the drugstore for some condoms.

He goes up to the druggist and asks, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"

The druggist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"

"Sure do," replied Billy Joe. "They keep you from getting venereal diseases."

"OK," said the druggist. "Do you know what the ribs are for?"

Billy Joe thought for a minute, then looked up at the druggist and replied, "Well, not exactly. But they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up."

A very proper man began to make regular weekly visits to the local drug store, purchasing two dozen condoms each time.
After several weeks of doing this, the druggist felt he just had to say something to him.
"Man, you must have the stamina of a bull!" exclaimed the druggist. "Lucky you. How on earth do you use that many condoms in a week?"
"I beg your pardon, sir!" said the disgusted man. "I'll have you know I find the whole idea of sex quite repulsive!"
"Repulsive? Then what do you do with all those condoms?" asked the druggist.
"I feed them to my Dachshund," the man replied. "Now she poops in little plastic bags."