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Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a resteraunt to try to patch things up after the election. They're about to order when Tipper says to Dubya, "What are you having?"
Bush replies, "I wouldn't mind a quickie."
Mrs. Gore is outraged and says, "You rude man! Who do you think you are, Bill Clinton?"
Al leans over to Dubya and says, "George, I think it's actually pronounced 'quiche.'"

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."