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A blonde walked into an electrical store and said to the man behaind the counter...
"i would like to buy that tv please."
the man behind the counter said,
"no because you are blonde."
the blond walked out and went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to the store and said to the man behind the counter,
"i would like to buy that tv please."
the man behind the counter said,
"no because you blonde."
she went home and dyed her hair black and went back into the store and said to the man behind the counter,
"i would like to buy that tv please."
the man behind the counter said,
"no because your a blonde."
the blonde said to the man,
"how do you know im blonde when my hair is dyed?"
the man behind the counter replied,
"it is not a tv it is a microwave!"

What does a blonde who has dyed her hair brown have?

Artificial intelligence.

A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for a drive in the country to celebrate. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch and stopped to look at the sheep which she liked very much. She went over the the rancher and said, "If I can tell you how many are in this field right now, will you let me have one?" The rancher said, "If you can count that fast, sure!" The blonde said: "524." The rancher, amazed, told her to take her pick, for that was the exact count. After a few minutes, the blonde came back with her animal. The rancher said, "If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, could I have my dog back?"