Earring Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day at work a man notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. Knowing his co-worker is normally a pretty conservative fellow, he's curious as to why the sudden change in "fashion sense".
He walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal. It's only an earring," the co-worker replies sheepishly.
"Really? How long have you been wearing one," the man asks.
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed!"

A New Orleans woman, thinking it was a vitamin, accidentally swallowed her Saints earring. And suddenly, Colts fans aren’t so embarrassed.

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my car."

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he’s curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings. ”
“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring, ” he replies sheepishly.
“Well, I’m curious, ” begged the man, “how long have you been wearing an earring? ”
“Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed. ”

(on David Letterman, week of 3/13):
"My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks
like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really
I think a man with an earring is better prepared for
marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought
jewelry."
- Rita Rudner

A man is at the office one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about the other man's sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal about it. It's only an earring," the co-worker replies rather sheepishly.
"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?" asked the man.
His co-worker replied, "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

A man is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."