Easter Jokes / Recent Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What is a dogs favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because its easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.