Easter Jokes / Recent Jokes
Is this what programmers call an' Easter Egg' or are there forces in the universe even stranger than this weeks X-Files episode?
1. Open Microsoft Word
2. Type in:
I'd like Bill Clinton to resign
3. Highlight entire phrase
4. Click TOOLS / LANGUAGE / THESARUS or [SHIFT-F7]
You should see: "I'll drink to that"
If you don't believe me check it out for yourself!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? Its a tender tail!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille ONeal? Theyre both famous for stuffing baskets!
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, more...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moira.
Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said "Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven." The Muslims said "But we are good Christians!"St. Peter replied "Okay, if you're good Christians then tell me what is Easter?" The first Muslim went up to St. Peter and said "I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a white bunny suit and hopped around delivering eggs to children!"St. Peter shook his head, and said "Next!"The second Muslim guy then came up and said "I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a red and white suit and flied around delivering presents to good children!"St. Peter sighed, and said "Next!"So the last Muslim guy comes up to old St. Peter and says "Oh, I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man died on the cross for the people, and they buried him in a cave. After three days more...