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on day santa clause, the toothfaire, and the easter bunny walked up to ahotel to rent a room. the lady at the counter said the only room they had left was the honted house room, and santa clause says "any room will do thank you" and when they got to the room santa clause went to the bathroom while the toothfarie and the easter bunny put there bags up well when they started to open the closet door the closet said "im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open this closet ill chop off your whenie.well when santa clause came out of the bathroom he seen the bags lieing and the floor and went to put them in the closet well when he went to open the closet it said"im the ghoust from beanie whenie you open that closet ill chop off your whenie" santa clause said" im the ghoust from christmas pass you come out that closet ill kick your ass.

Whats the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster? Ones a hare-head and the others an air-head!

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.
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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and says to St. Peter, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian more...

There were 3 men waiting to enter Heaven. Before they were allowed to enter, St. Peter asked each man individually, "Tell me, what is the meaning of Easter?"
The first man said, "Uh, isn't Easter the holiday when all you family Gets together to eat turkey and then you all watch football afterwards?"
St. Peter shook his head. "No, no, no... that's not what Easter is."
So St. Peter walked over to the second man and asked, "Tell me, what is the meaning of Easter?"
The second man replied, "Easter is that holiday where you set up a tree And decorate it and that man in the funny red suit comes down the chimney and..."
St. Peter cut him off. "No, no, no, that's not what Easter is either."
St. Peter was feeling very discouraged. Did anybody know what Easter was? He walked over to the third man and asked, "Tell me, what is the meaning Of Easter."
The third man answered, "Easter is the holiday more...

Three blondes died and are up talking to St.Peter. He says, "I have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven." He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "Oh, that's that one time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey." St. Peter just shakes his head and says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "Oh, that is the time of year when our family gets together and we all open presents and the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney."Again St.Peter just shakes his head. He asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"She says, "Oh that's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb and rolled a rock in front of it."St. Peter smiles and urges, "Yes... go on..." The blonde continues, "Then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter." Blonde
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Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!, You must go to HELL" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head in disgust on the Pearly Gates, tells her she's wrong and to go to HELL, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks,
"What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know more...