Elephant Jokes / Recent Jokes
...when he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my
friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and more...
Q - Why do elephants travel in herds?
A - Because is they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
Q - What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill?
A - Look, here comes the elephants!
Q - What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill wearing sun glasses?
A - Nothing - she didn't recognize them.
Q - How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?
A - By the giant "E" on its pyjamas.
Q - How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night?
A - You are currently having an intimate relationship with the ceiling.
Q - How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
A - If all your trashcan liners are missing.
Q - Why does an elephant have four feet?
A - Because 8 inches isn't enough!
Q - Where do elephants have their sex organs?
A - In their feet - If an elephant steps on you, you're fucked!
Q - Why did the more...
What is stronger an elephant or a snail? A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between A Flea And An Elephant?
Lila: An Elephant Can Have Fleas But A Flea Cannot Have An Elephant.
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell! A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."But we don't get elephants round here!""I know - good stuff isn't it!" What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater? Warren! What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater? Terrified! What do you call someone with an elephant on their head? Squashed! Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep! What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic! What do you do with old cannon balls? Give them to elephants to use as marbles! What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dahbi