Eliot Spitzer Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"

I wondered what Eliot Spitzer was doing these days.

With the high unemployment rate, it makes perfect sense for you ladies to consider the world's oldest profession. Eliot Spitzer is offering top pay and ACORN will help you get a home.

...former New York governor Elliot Spitzer has confessed that he is addicted to prostitutes....he says "It's about time i faced the fact that i am buy-sexual."

So NY Governor and family man Eliot Spitzer is facing an indictment for his patronage of a prostitute. Well no wonder he wanted to allow drivers' licenses for illegal immigrants. How else are they going to traffic in the sex slaves?