Emma Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally the old girl died.

On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years."

His wife looked at him aghast. "*My* Aunt Emma!" she cried. "I thought she was *your* Aunt Emma!"

Who Made You?
Five year old Emma was sitting on her grandfather David’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, Emma would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch David’s wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally Emma spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, darling," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, sweetheart," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, Emma observed, "God`s getting better at it, isn`t he?"

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma pig when it comes to ice cream! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma glad you asked me that? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence
in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally the old girl died.

On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, Darling,
if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years.

His wife looked at him aghast. *My* Aunt Emma! she cried. I thought she was *your* Aunt Emma