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1. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
2. Is it possible to be totally partial?
3. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
5. Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
10. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
11. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
12. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
13. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
14. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
15. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
16. When it rains, why don't sheep more...
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Lost in the woods, a hiker spends two days wandering around with no food. finally, he spots a bald eagle, hits the bird with a big rock and eats it. a ranger sees him and arrests the man for killing an endangered species.
In court, the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.
"Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty," says the judge, "but I have to ask you-what did the bird taste like?"
"Well, Your Honor," the hiker replies, "It tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl."
What do you do if you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
6. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
7. I doubt, therefore I might be.
8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. A fool and his money are soon partying.
14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on more...
1. If a deaf child swears, in sign, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do' practice'?
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? 8. Where do forest rangers go to' get away from it all'?
9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
10. Why do they report power outages on TV?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
12. Is it possible to be totally partial?
13. If a parsley farmer is more...