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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
President Bush’s daughter Jenna became engaged to her boyfriend Henry Hager. The couple says they have not decided on when they’ll start a family, but Baby Hager may not be far off if their stance on pulling out is anything like her father’s.
Chris Kattan, former cast member of NBC's "Saturday Night Live," became engaged to model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve..
Speaking to reporters, Ms Tutt said she was really looking forward to the wedding and'couldn't remember' what initally attracted her to multi-millionaire Kattan.
Oral Sex Oral Argument Will the justices know it when they see it?
'But Ginsburg suggested Lewinsky may say she and Clinton engaged in an act other than intercourse.' What's the president's definition of sex?' he asked in an interview minutes after Clinton's statement.'
--USA Today, Jan. 27, 1998
Justice O'Connor: I am trying to get my mind around this theory, Counselor.
Mr. Bennett: Yes, Your Honor.
Justice O'Connor: You say it was not sex? Though the affidavit and counsel all attest that she. .. did as the affidavit attests?
Mr. Bennett: Your honor, we are proposing that not everything that looks like sex is sex and that some things that do not look like sex are in fact sex. To me, ministering to a person's toes in a particular way does not look like sex, but I am reliably told it is sex. On the other hand, say you visit your doctor and your doctor fingers your anatomy, to find lumps or sores or whatever. That's not more...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide with alarm." Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the window." The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the window, then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth floor." "For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation,"is this a time to be superstitious?"
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.
They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: "Get out of our lives you rascal.
We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."