Engineering Jokes / Recent Jokes

You are an engineer... If you have modified your can opener to be microprocessor-driven.

You are an engineer... If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.

You are an engineer... If you have ever taken the back off of your TV just to see what's inside.

You are an engineer... If a team of you and your co-workers has set out to modify the antenna of the radio in your work area for better reception.

You are an engineer... If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.

You are an engineer... If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

Human Body Design Three freshman engineering students were sitting around one day arguing about who might've designed the human body. The first one said, "It must've been a mechanical engineer. The human body has all those levers and pivots and stuff - a mechanical engineer must have designed all that."
The second one said, "No, it had to have been an electrical engineer. The complex way the nerves are wired up to the brain must have been designed by an electrical engineer."
Then the third one said, "No, it was a civil engineer. Who else would have run a waste water line through a recreational area?"