Enlarges Jokes

A teacher is reviewing her class homework assignments. She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated. Susie stands up. Shuffles her feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you." The teacher says, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny says, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher says, "That's right, Johnny." Then she turns to Susie and says, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."

A teacher is reviewing her class' homework assignment. She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated. Susie stands up, shuffles her feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."

The teacher says, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated."

Johnny says, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light."

The teacher says, "That's right, Johnny." Then she turns to Susie and says, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."

Reviewing homework assignments, the teacher asks Sandy to tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.
Sandy stands up and says, "Miss Smith, I know the answer, but I'm too embarrassed to say it."
"Paul," the teacher says, "Please tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated."
Paul stands and says, "When stimulated by light, the pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size."
"Correct, Paul." Then, turning to Sandy, the teacher says, "First of all Sandy, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a very dirty mind. Third, when you marry, you're in for a very big disappointment!"