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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.""No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy.""Im afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isnt there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, T HAT would be tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. more...

Give an example of tragedy
Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ''tragedy''. One little boy stands up and offersthat, ''if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy''.
''No,'' Winston says, ''That would be an ACCIDENT.''
A girl raises her hand. ''If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy''. ''I'm afraid not, ''explains Winston, ''that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.''
The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. ''What?'' asks Winston, ''isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?''
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: ''If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy''.
''Wonderful!'' Winston beams. ''Marvelous! And can you more...

AN ENGLISH TEACHER WENT TO A CLASS TO TEACH, WHEN SHE GOT THERE.SHE TOLD THE STUDENT THAT THEIR TOPIC FOR TODAY IS PART OF SPEECH AND ASKED THEM IF ANYONE OF THEM COULD DEFINE A NOUN, A GIRL ANSWWERED THAT AND THE ASKED, IF THEY COULD GIVE AND EXAMPLE OF A NOUN, SO A GUY STOOD UP AND SAID A COW, THEN THE TEACHER ASKED AGAIN IF SOME COULD GIVE AND EXAMPLE OF A PROPER NOUN, ANOTHER GUY STOOD AND BECAUSE SOME ONE GAVE A COW AS AN EXAMPLE OF A NOUN, HE ALSO GAVE AN EXAMPLE OF A PROPER NOUN AS A PROPER COW.

Bill Clinton was visiting a school. In one class, he asked the students if anyone could give him an example of a tragedy.
One little boy stood up and offered,' If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Clinton,' that would be an accident.'
A girl raised her hand and said,' If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved. .. that would be a tragedy.'
'I am afraid not,' explained Clinton.' That is what we would call a great loss.'
The room was silent; and none of the other children volunteered.
'What?' asked Clinton,' Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally a boy in the back raised his hand. In a timid voice, he said,' If an airplane carrying Hillary Clinton and you was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.'
'Wonderful!' Clinton beamed:' Marvelous! And can you tell me why more...

1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by sausage sizzle.4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie.5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallet by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. We might have very stupid thieves. Or really stinky sand shoes.7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the milk crate.8. All our best heroes are losers.9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in more...

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a more...

Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.

Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?

Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Wimal: Logic is very easy.

Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: so, logically, your are married.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Mahinda was very glad and more...