Faith Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"Please, tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman whispered, "Try going alone next time, dear."

A Priest and a Rabbi happen to sit next to each other on a long transcontinental flight.

After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks,' Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to eat pork?'

The Rabbi responds,' Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.'

The Priest asks,' Have you ever eaten pork?'

The Rabbi replies' Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork.' The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi looked up and asked the Priest,' Father, is it still a requirement of your Church that you remain celibate?'

The Priest replied, Yes, that is still VERY MUCH a part of our faith.'

The Rabbi then asked,' Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'

The Priest replied,' Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'

The Rabbi looked deeply into the priests eyes, then more...

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone, next time, dearie."

Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she was out with another man." Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith." Shocked, Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I am told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith". She replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas?"

Bush declares "Faith is what our strategy in dealing with N. Korea desperately needs. I've said this before. The Democrats just don't understand country music." Democrats responded by decrying Bush's failed "Texas Hold'em" diplomacy and called for the next Secretary of State to be Carrie Underwood.

A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!"
Everybody enthusiastically raised their hands... everybody except a grizzled old cowboy who had been slouching against the door post at the back of the room.
All heads turned as he sauntered up to the front, spurs jangling and said, "Preacher, that was too easy. How do you know if these folks are serious? I can guarantee to prove who really means it and who don't!"
Bemused the preacher said, "Ok, stranger, go ahead and put the faith of these good people to the test. Ask them anything you want."
At that, the cowpoke pulled his twin six-shooters, turned to the audience and said, "Alright... who wants to go heaven... raise your hands!"

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle." With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're c omplaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."